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RUSSELL VOUGHT: Isn't it wrong to contribute to civic engagement in Zimbabwe?

\VOUGHT: We haven't done our own estimate

"I don't admire that many people, I have to tell you. There's not a lot of people out there."

"I'm prosecuting a war which we're winning very easily, by the way"

Trump on taxpayer funds for the Roosevelt library: "We ripped it away from the federal government. They don't know it's missing. They still haven't figured out what the hell happened."

Trump reveals he is a medium and has channeled the spirit of Teddy Roosevelt: "I even had a conversation with Theodore Roosevelt. I said, 'What do you think about the Panama Canal? Do you consider that your greatest achievement and how do you feel about the fact that the Democrats gave the Panama Canal away to Panama for $1?'"

"It was the most expensive thing we ever built, and it was also the most profitable thing we ever built. That's a nice combination. A little bit like Venezuela. We're actually doing equally as well with the Islamic Republic of Iran. Maybe you've heard of it?"

"On July 7, it's going to be approximately 107 degrees out. And I'm gonna go and I'm gonna make a really long speech, just to show I can do anything." (DO IT DO IT DO IT)

On Theodore Roosevelt: "He was really a great He Man. His chest swelled."

"They didn't have people that didn't, couldn't, had no idea where they were. They didn't have people that couldn't walk up the steps. See those steps? *crowd is silent* They didn't have people that had no idea where the hell they were."

"They say it was 40 pounds of muscle. I don't know how the hell that happened. They didn't have modern day drugs. Of course, the modern day drugs don't do that either, do they? In fact, they actually take away the muscle. That's not good."

Trump is surprised by what he's reading in the teleprompter: "He would become president of the United States not that long after he left. Wow, that's amazing."

"The Rough Riders victory at San Juan Heights led directly to the collapse of the Spanish line. Ahhh, the Spanish. They are members of NATO. But not very good members of NATO. What are we doing, huh?"

"His son was brave. It's genetics. It's like the race horse theory, right?"

"We have the reflecting pond, which we did the best job of all, and they came and with boxcutters and they cut it up. But it's working fine. We're gonna let the water out. Redo it a little bit ... 350 foot gash. They got caught. We'll see what happens with them."

"They put in algae! Who the hell puts in algae?"

"I refuse to tell you -- my son says, 'Dad don't say that,' so I won't -- I refuse to tell you who got more votes, me or the legendary, and he was great, Theodore Roosevelt. I refuse to say. Because you'll say, 'He's a braggart! He's a terrible human being!'"

"Who has a 401k? *three people clap* Wow, big percentage of the audience."