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i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

(Comes back from the evil sorceress’s tower covered in suspiciously placed bruises and poorly hidden hickeys) Uh Yeah Uhm she was torturing me Haha don’t worry abt it. By the way have you guys ever considered joining Her Dark Army

I wonder how it’s going in the universe where people decided to say ahoy when answering the phone instead of hello. Do you think they’ve achieved world peace?

We chose wrong as a society. We chose wrong.

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

Please give some thoughts to the Americans right now. 1000 souls are being sacrificed every single day for Mitch McConnell.