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clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

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what would jack as a 1.5 trigger look like?

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yeah real funny guy everyone. everyone take a look and laugh at the funny guy in the building. can we get some applause please? everyone clap for the funny guy making a hilarious epic joke everyone. don't leave them hanging we need a round of applause and uproarious laughter everyone. real fuckin funny huh you're a comedian huh? you make everyone laugh don't ya? personally? I'm fuckin laughing. laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face. im clutching my belly cause it hurts so hard from laughing. as a matter of fact, as im speaking right now im printing this and im gonna frame it on my wall. every time i wake up im gonna take one look at it and laugh my little fucking head off. every time im out and about one think of this post will make me burst out laughing and everyone's gonna think im crazy- but im gonna pull out the framed picture of this post in my wallet and show it to everyone and they're all gonna start laughing too cause of how fucking funny it is. real fuckin joker huh. 1.5x longer knives- why didn't i think of that? that's a great idea. I'm gonna take this and write it down for later actually, on account of how side splitting funny it is. 1.5x.... longer knives huh. heh, heheheh. 1.5x longer, on account of the 1.5 trigger. the joke is humorous on due to the fact that 1.5 triggers tend to increase a power's fine control and power, but jack slash doesn't increase the length of his knives with his power, as it just makes a projection of the cut. heh, 1.5x longer knives FUCK i should've thought of that. i should've put that in the original one. that would've gotten all the notes. fuck, im such an IDIOT. FUCK.

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this guys always having really specific problems with his nerd books

This is actually a pretty widespread problem in cyberpunk media. It's just not one able-bodied people tend to notice because they're accustomed to their media treating disabled people as metaphors for things.

the sign in button?

SUPER TOP SECRET WORK HACK!!! If you explicitly tell people, "You are an adult and a professional, I trust you to do your job; just keep me in the loop and let me know if there are questions," then thank and/or praise them when they accomplish your mutual goals? they will keep doing things for and with you. Sometimes they will even side with you over other people in the organization, because you've taken the time to establish that baseline respect and trust! hashtag winning or whatever

I usually phrased it to middle-schoolers as, "I was a weird artist before I was a teacher, so I don't understand how children work, really. So I am going to treat you guys like adults unless and until you give me a reason not to." It's amazing how far they'll go to keep that adult status.

Occasionally you do need to just let fantasy be fantasy. "Why are the mountains around Mordor in a square, mountain ranges don't work like that" well you see there's an evil god who lives there hope this helps