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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Origami Around
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Love Begins
One Nice Bug Per Day

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this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good
loud warning
Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”
finally. an appropriate name for my ‘time to leave’ alarm.
“Do you understand anything I’m saying?” shouted Moist. “You can’t just go around killing people!” “Why Not? You Do.” The golem lowered his arm. “What?” Moist. “I do not! Who told you that?” “I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Eight People,” said the golem calmly. “I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr. Pump. I may be—all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!” “No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded, And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr. Lipvig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Did Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Baks. For Sport, Mr. Lipvig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.”
– Going Postal, Chapter 4, by Sir Terry Pratchett
i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck
I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter
good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

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WHAT THE FUCK
in the club crying and a well-adjusted looking woman asks me if "he broke my heart" and I nod, not clarifying that "he" is the canadian author of the semi-popular superhero webnovels worm and ward
Vampire date
I am genuinely in awe at how many notes this got, thank you so much everyone, especially those that left a nice comment. I'm really thankful that there are so many people that like my stupid little drawings 🥹
wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media
Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.
Somebody tagged this as fucking Spock.

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homura
illegally poached tweet to mark my return
『Esoragoto』 English translation version
This cartoon is what I drew in 2013.
English translation is Laika (http://laikagohome.tumblr.com/) me be done.
I am grateful furiously to Laika.
Laika’s, Thank you very much.
エソラゴト 英訳バージョン
この漫画は私が2013年に描いたものです。
英訳はLaika(http://laikagohome.tumblr.com/)さんがおこなってくれました。
Laikaさんに猛烈に感謝しています。
Laikaさん、本当にありがとうございます。
my homepage
http://nerunodaisuki.petit.cc/
and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance
some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear
I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.
hey man how's it going
sorry for getting self righteous about uuuuh my belief in the innate wonder of human life and connection I guess
hey man how's it going
wow. made it less than three months in
this is truly one of the most tumblr posts i've ever seen. i know chronically online people exist in all corners of the internet but i feel like this is the only place where someone could say something as uncontroversial as "you will find out that people have personalities when you talk to them" and get responses like "oh so you're making the ABLEIST assertion that i should FORCE MYSELF to push past my SOCIAL ANXIETY to talk to BIGOTS????" amazing work, guys
every single post this mf has is just
I would say I'm generally having an easier time than most of the trans women on this hellsite! I think there's a very real difference between getting a bunch of jokers in my notes for being loud and stubborn vs women being harassed for having the audacity to exist while trans.
and of course as a cis woman no matter what I do or how many people I piss off I seem to be immune to those mysterious mass account terminations 🤔 I do absolutely go through the wringer on a lot of posts but it's really important to remember that I do absolutely benefit a lot from the many privileges of being white, cis, USAmerican, able bodied, thin, etc even online.

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my advice for the sex scene averse crowd ultimately is the same as my advice for the long movie haters: just don’t fucking watch it man idk i’m not your mother
not to belabor the point but, at some point people have to put on their big kid pants and admit that they have agency here. if you don’t want to see sex in media then you can avoid it. if you see that a movie/show is rated for sexual content, if you search a movie/show on doesthedogdie.com for sexual content, if you are actively watching something and see a sex scene start and just keep watching anyway, that’s on you. whether or not sex is part of your lived experience it IS part of the lived experience for billions of people and as humans we like to make art about those.
we can quibble over the precautions that can, and should, be taken to protect actors portraying sexual situations, and the lack thereof for much of the medium’s history, but you don’t get to dictate whether or not something should even exist just because it doesn’t appeal to you personally or it makes you uncomfortable to see a female presenting nippleTM on celluloid with your parents sitting right next to you. power up that brain of yours and either turn it off or keep watching and maybe you’ll learn something about the characters you’re spending all this time with based on how they act in incredibly intimate moments. the choice is yours and yours alone. but you cannot make my choice for me.
a few questions: what movies are you watching where the whole thing is one long graphic sex scene and therefore have to skip the whole thing? where can i find them? do you think the edited simulation of sex acts between two actors is the same as porn? why are you saying “boobies” at 31? how do you know if a sex scene “actually does anything for the media” if you don’t watch it?
People with this mindset like to extend it to art as well, as they believe that art shouldn't contain nudity, or that it should be "tasteful."
As an artist, I hate to see all this puritan crap around the HUMAN BODY! and INTIMACY! and SEX! and everything that having a physical human body and human needs entails. Like it's bad or unholy.
every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics
this is it. this is the photo of all time
Comfy even