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Okay but what about Jack and Jude both being in a relationship with Agnes
Neither can touch her for obvious reasons but they can try to work around it surely? He burns and she melts at the touch of her, but they love Agnes anyway, right?
Jack is her boyfriend and Jude is her ex-girlfriend and they’re competing and bickering and Agnes is fine with that bc she’s still serving the Desolation, surely whichever lover loses will feel miserable? Surely that misery will serve her God and that’ll be that,
Except the Desolation knows there’s enough love in her heart for them both.
It’s all about the destruction of what could have been and the annihilation of what is, right? Desolation. Feeding on the way you thought a relationship would go, the relationship you thought you’d have with your exes.
Except she’s still seeing both of them.
So when one of them goes extra hard on a date or in bed she gets to say “Jude/Jack NTR’d you last night.” to the other, and then that one goes berserk.
Jude melts at her touch and Jack burns. Neither can touch her normally.
Both lovers throw everything they can into it; Jude could have rebounded relatively healthily with Nikola or someone and Jack could have found a better job, but nope. They’re both obsessed with Agnes, and they do everything they can to make her the happiest girl on earth. Once or twice they fuck her together and it’s absolutely amazing; for Agnes, that is. Jude and Jack aren’t into each other but the other ones presence drives them into fits of competitive fury as they desperately put every inch of themselves into being the best lover their darling Agnes could ever have-
Eventually Jude and Jack end up sat together in a bar, begrudgingly accepting that their shared girlfriend loves them both even if they hate each other. In the meantime, Agnes is on the phone, giggling about the situation to Gertrude.
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hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

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the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this
- Velký noční hlídač / Watchman
- author of the videomaping Milan Cais
-photography ©ČTK, ©David Peltán, MAFRA.
how do we get them to stop doing that
they also blink and move btw in case anyone was wondering if it could get worse
the greatest of gatsbies
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Someone's been poking around the wrong forest.
Finally drawing the namesake of my entire dang profile again (since its been a year since I last did)
Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower
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they’re? just? sitting there ???
it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear
Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:
*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”
Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.
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oh lisa wilbourn they could never make me hate u fanart by @phthalos-blues and @tinkertech
HUH?
Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???
I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT
the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you
What the hell
What is going on
Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

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it’s actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don’t realize it if you’re someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it’s so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country’s median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren’t their coworkers or people they met on dating apps
saw a post on instagram that was literally someone citing statistics saying public transit is one of the safest travel options out there and the comments were literally just “ummmmm op this is so ableist and misogynistic of you :) don’t you know the average public transit user is a dangerous violent criminal who wants to set you on fire :)))”
it must be so terrifying and sad to go through life convinced if you set foot outside your car in public or interact with people outside your nuclear family you’ll instantly be raped and robbed by the Evil Poors no wonder so many of these people are reactionary tar pits
important points which I did not address but should be appended ☝️☝️☝️☝️
ITT:
- people giving their life story to explain why they have a special secret valid trauma reason to be a reactionary tar pit
- white true crime women assuming I don’t know what it’s like to fear rape
- fascists calling me a euroslave
- cybersmith, for some reason