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'the moral of project hail mary is that unfortunately eva stratt was right' 'the moral of project hail mary is that friendship will make you braver than you ever believed you could be' WRONG!!! the moral of project hail mary is BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WRITE YOUR THESIS ON

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

A sad and deeply fond farewell to Bonnie Tyler (1951–2026). May somersaulting ninja schoolboys sing you to your rest.

Increasingly horny for security screws. imagine having a collar or a tail bolted on, and having to go out to public like that bcs your girlfriend/mechanic hid the one screwdriver that can remove it

Also? The fact they set up a camera, or told someone to be on hand to film, means nothing that happens in that video is really spontaneous. Nothing they say or do in a fight or if their teenager "talks back" or whatever was unavoidable.

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

Lets abort until its 1/2 of the generation.

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good

if a game is making you so angry that you have to scream, dusturbing the whole house and distressing your teammates maybe close the game and go cool your head and i mean this in the nicest most literal way possible

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier