*undead bear noises*

I was going to post some Choice Horrifying Quotes from the article, but turns out the whole thing is a horror story and i’m just.

#//juri speaks#look. i love caves. but there is no fucking way#also not to relate everything to my current hyperfixation but. this could EASILY be a tma episode 

okay guys u gotta read it. I was making highlights but it turned into a summary. still. read it. so worth it.

i did not manage to find the iceberg photos, but her other stuff is breathtaking

I found a picture from the iceberg dive!

like. the main character of off is a he/him gnc ace lesbian. he is just some guy with a baseball bat but he is also not human and has a son. his son made him. his son also made the main character’s presumed wife. they are not actually married. their son made everything in their world and he is human unlike the mom and dad that he made. the main character turns into a big scary lizard and fights a cat that tells him not to kill shit. he is not actually a big lizard and the cat just thinks he is. every one of the cat’s attacks has to do with brain damage, spine damage and neck injury. the cats name is pablo but you only learn this if you talk to the catboy shopkeeper who meows at you whenever you talk to him and speaks in riddles. the creator has gone on to say the catboy shopkeeper is not straight. the powerups manifest as giant looming rings. they all have names. they are named after the holy trinity. on a stream the creator said the stoic main character of off wouldnt dab, is not fun to be around at parties and likes dad jokes. but the catboy shopkeeper WOULD dab and he also smokes weed. the catboy has a sister who is trans because fans really wanted her to be and the creator went Okay Hell Yes. Why not. and she ends some sentences with :-) and loves sweets. she is also the most powerful boss in the game and can only be defeated with poison. the supervisor for a mega corporation whose employees’ heads are literally exploding has his boobs out for no reason and he was also the design inspiration for papyrus. if you have net zero information about what off is then you’re going to think that i’m just making this up as i go along but i can assure you everything i just said is real. this is what off is and we’re never getting anything like it again. the cat drinks a funny soda in concept art

me with daddie during a thunderstorm