God I love Men

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

I'm reading a short story set in ancient Rome and one of the characters just said "Discord gnaw your entrails." That was an interesting mental image until my brain caught up and reminded me that no, those Romans did not have access to modern social media.

To turn off this feature in Discord, go to the Settings Menu, then select Advanced Setttings, then My Entrails, where you can adjust the Gnaw setting to your personal preference.

they will reset this value to 100 every single time discord updates, just so you know

you know what’s amazing about the card grizzly bears? it’s in plural. at least two grizzly bears. 2/2. a single grizzly bear is a 1/1 or weaker.

8 bears for ultimate strength

@solsticesungod

im so angry

so are the bears

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep

mtg's the hobbit set is fucking hysterical because as it turns out there are not enough things in one very short book to make even a small magic set and so they are literally having to make cards of every ranbdom sentence that was said in the book just to fill slots

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song