maybe you and i are both damned

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

thinking about "essek still, while challenged to hold eye contact with most of you, cannot make eye contact with caleb"

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.