2 braincells but they can't agree so i just have 0

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

realistic coworker conversation

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]

Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…

YOOOOOOOOOO