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Mordred — 21+ bodily, 20s inworld age so it's almost the same w/e — member of a gateway system.

He/him or it/it's exclusively. See below, if you they/them me I will run your blood to a lab to make sure you don't have contagious illnesses and then make dog treats in my oven with it (for me to eat, of course, not my dogs.)

Faggy bisexual transmasc creature. dipping my toes slightly into sanguinarian stuff as a warning. If drinking blood is too much for you idk if you'll like the rest of my blog, that's okay if not!

noncanon sortttt of crossover fictive. my 23&me would go crazy if I had that. i am some sort of hedgehog-fox-wolf-cat thing (unlike my parents I wasn't forced to only pick one or two species to consider myself ig, yay!) so I am simply an Animal.

I say these things my experiences / things I talk about will involve both my & our partner systems inner working inevitably and it cannot be avoided. discretion advised for many reasons.

if you met me when I was 15 inworld, no you did not.

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

this blog is incredibly unfiltered.

i have the unpopular discourse opinion of not caring about most common Tumblr discourse. do not involve me in discourse regarding this i am not pro anti neutral alkaline acidic whatever I'm just horny and too busy to care

i love u no matter your gender and sexuality and I mean No Matter what. no gatekeeping.

I will use any pronouns for you I can type or sound out with my mouth.

if it's really important to you, ask and block me immediately if it's a deal breaker. I won't chase anyone demanding an explanation for why.

this blog will contain dark taboo kinks or whatever. I don't support any actual physical harm or abuse in real life. All of it is tagged and easily blockable by blacklisting #120 days of scourge.

i block readily.

this is a side-blog, our main blog is just the "systems" blog while all the sideblogs are our /actual/ blogs.

more under cut if you care:

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2colde

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

toskarin

/hj is the funniest earnest tonetag in the world even without the handjob joke because it's ostensibly meant to clarify tone for autistic people, but the tone it's clarifying is "unreadable level of ambiguous seriousness that requires social context beyond what text can convey /glhffgt"

toskarinfr

#some.of these uses are what /lh was suppose to be iirc #but sometimes I use half joking as a hahaha unless :) time tag

making-friendos

🩷💙

guiltfactory

i love premature ejaculation as much as the next guy but i also really enjoy when they have a lot of trouble reaching orgasm and take a long time and maybe can't even finish at all

#😵‍💫#nsft

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pmamtraveller

"Office Helpers" by artist Kelly Pringle

2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104

*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess

spruce-fox

cytochrome-sea

reference under the cut!! water based and acrylic markers on vellum. i got lazy towards the end lolz which is why the feet are so messy.

tedthetalk

I actually do think it’s better for abusers and abusive characters to realize the harm their past actions caused and seek to do better than be literally or metaphorically executed for their crimes

tedthetalk

I think it’s better for abusers and abusive characters to realize the harm their past actions caused and seek to do better than be literally or metaphorically executed for their crimes.

tedthetalk

I think it’s better for abusers and abusive characters to realize the harm their past actions caused and seek to do better than be literally or metaphorically executed for their crimes.

dogletantte

Reading comprehension test:

1. Does OP mention an obligation on victims to forgive abusers who have learned from their past actions?

2. Does OP mention any work on the part of victims to educate their abusers?

3. Is there any mention of “redemption” or “forgiveness” at all in this post?

fandomsandfeminism

Something about how society cares more about punishing the wicked than about making the world a better place, and how many people really struggle to shake that.

kaity--did

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

kaity--did

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

kaity--did

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

kaity--did

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

kaity--did

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

kaity--did

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

kaity--did

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

kaity--did

Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

kaity--did

FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering

justplainsalty

I have follow up questions:

1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?

1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?

kaity--did

I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.

Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂

So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂

kaity--did

Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.

Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she

1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night

2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day

3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together

I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

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mijacoge0

im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

cheryxshug

you'll find comfort in me like a child

creaturelingart

friends asked me to draw a bee with a binky here you guys can have it too

creaturelingart

bee wants their binky

creaturelingart

don't worry she's ok

dandelionjack

not nearly enough people are fuming about the cass review. do you understand the eventual implications? trans people in the uk will be considered children up until the age of 25, and denied HRT/surgery/even basic measures like legal name change and social transition. all owing to a biased and largely unscientific study. you know what “treatment” for gender dysphoria is recommended by the review instead? conversion therapy.

this will kill people and they know it, because they prefer us dead and out of sight. the government, the NHS and even the opposition have made this clear again and again. a twenty-five year old can have sex, get married have children, join the military, earn a living, be halfway up the corporate ladder or highly successful in their chosen career field by that age, but they can’t transition under NHS rules. this is a death sentence for trans teenagers and they are going ahead with it. it’s trans genocide, same as across the pond.

i’m so afraid for my trans siblings and our futures. i’m so scared for myself. what are we to do if not even the party that is supposed to be on the “left” gives a shit about our safety and mental health as long as they get voted in? labour have become tories with a red coat of paint. it all feels hopeless

#as someone who had to wait until 26 to transition: fuck these people it's so fucking cruel #it's fucked up so much time lost that you don't get back

dct239394cvvd098dffgggp

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

protectspock

dct239394cvvd098dffgggp

excuse me

protectspock

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

dct239394cvvd098dffgggp

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

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c3rvida3

Really love how the person selling this is wearing black latex fetish gloves to protect the pristine condition of Inch the Worm... Beanie Bondage... BeanieSM...

c3rvida3

Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.

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