PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Cosmic Funnies
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Love Begins
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Kiana Khansmith
Today's Document
shark vs the universe
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sheepfilms
The Stonewall Inn
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cherry valley forever
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I watched the live action version of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" on Youtube and I was not ready for the utter lack of emotions from the CGI animals.
Nala looking concerned about Simba hiding something about his past, a comparison:
Also, in CGI this song called "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" does not take place at night.
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Soundwave you are so gorgeous girl… decided to force myself to draw tfp again to torture myself 😮💨 I had an easier time I’d say tho cuz I actually planned out how to draw him this time 🙄 who knew making things easier for myself makes things easier..
Birds of Aotearoa! At the very least, a couple of them!
routine maintenance
TFW I'm an early hominid and a rival walks up to me and attempts to snap my penis bone clean in half but I don't even have one
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In a world where genies are commonplace and delight in granting wishes in the most inconvenient way possible, you are a defense attorney who must defend your client, a well-meaning genie who is charged with felonious wish-granting.
It wasn’t the first time I’d had to defend Jimmy, and it wouldn’t be the last. He’s got to be one of the most-litigated genies who’s ever lived, which is a little unfair, since he’s also actually one of the most genuinely benign. He just gets things wrong a lot.
Like, a *lot*.
So wrong.
So often.
See, all genies will, to some extent, screw with wishes. It’s their nature. With some of them, if you wish for ‘a horse’, they give you a heavily insured and very identifiable race-horse and watch the catastrophe unfold. Others will just mess with the wish a little bit, say, by giving you a foal instead of a currently rideable horse or something. But everyone knows they need to be careful with their wording, these days, so it’s not usually too bad. (Unless you violate the three rules. Wish to raise the dead, to kill someone, or to make someone fall in love with you, and they will get *very* unpleasant.)
But Jimmy… he meant well. He really did.
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Saw "Project Hail Mary".
Perfect movie, loved the representation as a fellow molecular biologist. But I had one complaint:
That centrifuge was unbalanced! You had 2 tubes, just put them across from each other!!!
Safety is important.
I would have loved you in your true form, because my love went beyond the surface of it all.
I loved what never showed up, what hid behind masks and half-kept truths.
I loved you where you were afraid to exist.
oh my.
this is so perfect.
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If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY
Are you in the Way?
Are you in the wAy?
Are you in the waY?
If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏
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big and cutes my me at you
#myme
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crabonated beverage?
How to tell when your pun has reached both of its intended demographics
his hands are so weird
Black-capped Chickadee & Downy Woodpecker showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory
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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”
Wait, is this origin behind
I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes
take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god
badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird
every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle
Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence
curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees
relay racing is "here, you take this leek"
