Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

now if you'll excuse me... i have images to look at

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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*seductively takes off glasses* wow you're fucking blurry

Sex positive anti-monoculture post🔥🔥🔥

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street