hi again

now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

the thing many people here do not understand about men is that sometimes when a man does lots of gay things in public it is actually evidence that he is fully heterosexual

in a group of men jokingly kissing each other, the gayest one is the guy who refuses to participate

Time is a flat circle

I shouldn’t be surprised that Trump and Hegseth went “No Fats, No Femmes, No Asians.” So that one is on me.

Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection

I hope Nintendo says they're husbands and they don't elaborate

I could look for it but apparently they met in a gay app thing when Wario was looking for a partner for Mario Tennis

I like the idea that they are gay but they're not dating each other. Nintendo should do this if they want to be funny

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

all the time i see drivers where i can sense that they’re not truly happy to be on the road and that’s not where they belong but they’re there because they have to be, because so much of what we need to thrive as humans is made inaccessible to us by how our cities and towns and local governments are designed to sustain endless profit growth over our wellbeing. i see so many drivers, sometimes dangerously terrible at it, because in a life made for us? they’d have a grand time on the bus or on a walk. so many bicycle people in cars. it’s all sickening