Chips In The Night

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

Ph: Mauro Roberto Scalabroni

Ontologically speaking, corn sits at the exact centroid between fruit, vegetable, and grain. Few are brave enough to face this fact

yeah i could go for a sleep right now

My hot take about ghosts is that they're only scary if they're mad at you. White christians are scared of dead people cause they're the ones killing them

"I'm being haunted by vengeful spirits" and why are the spirits vengeful? 🤨 victim blaming much

Me and the girls are hangin out with our ancestors they're chill as fuck maybe if all the ghosts you know have a problem with you you should look inward

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

The older I get, the stayer I home.

compiling a list of men yearning with such naked desperation it feels all but indecent. darcy you have bewitched me body and soul obviously, anakin if you’re suffering as much as i am please tell me, laurie confessing his love to jo in little women, you said i killed you—haunt me then. open to suggestions of course

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless