It’s Summer Time We’re Lightening Up

in a beautiful and just world, "fat-free" would be used to denote that fat people get something for free. instead, it signifies that a food item tastes bad.

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

Almost 80 quid to sit in the sky for Jon Anderson he better come onstage with bill bruford holding the gay flag for that omg

By the way I was saying to myself "yknow what if it's sub 40 I'll go. Sub 50 if I'm really feeling it" no chance

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

guess what buddy? the jerk store just called. they didn't have anything to say. just fast, irregular breathing into the mic

This is just what print ads looked like in the 80s and 90s. Slap a logo on their for the new Business Chair of 1997 and you're essentially done.

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.