Whoever said sanity is best can get stuffed.

Something something purple monkey typwriter dishwasher. Such bigly. Much people are saying.

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with low white spotting

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

Fuck Around and Find Out

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

poor girls hungover, god bless

Mozilla has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Slams the reblog button so damn fast