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Type Maps for The Unmagical Life of Briar Jones by Lex Croucher 🖤

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half the wishes, double the trouble: a pop idol vanessa mystery, ch. 4 [link]

(Note: this final chapter is rated E, with both Palasaki and Payneland pairings)

Written by @tumblerislovetumblerislife (with illustrations by @edmcmayonnaise)

“Or make you feel like you have to, just to make me happy.” Charles rested his hands on Edwin’s shoulders, as he always did when desiring a serious conversation. “We already talked about this when I tried it, didn’t we? You make me happy. No clothes necessary.”

Edwin raised one eyebrow.

“I meant – ! You know what I meant, you absolute menace,” Charles said, and distracted Edwin with kisses before he could utter another word.

So. I’d been going through my likes, remembered that someone wanted to see Charles have a Stare Realisation AND wanted to draw my own au of a Edwardian Charles and 80’s Edwin somewhat inspired by @technically-human reverse verse. They’re called Charlie and Eddie because they hate their formal names <3 they keep their regular roles as brawn and brains. Charlie uses knuckledusters (and a cane sword.) and Eddie’s magic is a lot more runic/art based!

Honestly this eraswap au isn’t that well developed, but the outline:

Charlie was targeted by St. Hilarion’s boys in a ritual because he didn’t go to the school, but knew some of the boys from local cricket games at like. Summer fetes. They kill him on the grounds and they go to Hell, Charlie being forced to swim/wade through rivers away from a leviathan eating him endlessly for decades after being swapped between demons.

Eddie has more of a New Romantic vibe and was … well. His parents were in a cult. He thought he was breaking away from it when he goes to St. Hilarion’s with Simon (whose family is also in said cult), who instead turned on him with their classmates when he started to express himself, and got them in trouble for bullying a younger boy. They met in a sports shed as Eddie finally manages to run away and Charlie is roaming the forest, instead staying with Eddie as he’s dying of internal damage and a fractured larynx. I think Charlie recites what he remembers of Sherlock stories to distract Eddie as he passes away. Then they stay together 5ever <3

And I was like “I’m flattered you think so! No, he’s not intended to be autistic, but I’m glad you can see yourself in him.”

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

DIRTY DANCING (1987) directed by Emile Ardolino.