the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

@myrmidryad

[mer-mi-dryad] Gin | 30s | they/them | bi I spend more time writing fanfic than original stuff. Mostly fandom (currently Dead Boy Detectives, Roswell New Mexico, Les Mis, ATLA, and assorted others), occasionally more. If you'd like to buy me a cup of coffee (or more realistically, tea), I'd be super grateful! AO3 Twitter YouTube Instagram

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maxortecho

Max dying from embarrassment whenever Liz encounters his self-insert fanfic

#omgggggggggggg that first one was so fucking iconic #the HORROR of your highschool crush all grown up finding your highschool crush love letter!!!!!!#he truly looked and sounded like he wanted to die it was perfect #echo #rnm

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roseschmits

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#the dreammmmm #one day....one day....#ceramics

stjohnstarling

Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro

Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.

stjohnstarling

Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.

They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.

Okay this does kind of rule though.

#omg the salad fingers lore!!! that's so funny #sex

blignick

#kitty!

spikelleberrygin

If given the chance to change your height, would you want to

(4'11" or under) be taller

(4'11" or under) be shorter

(4'11" or under) stay the same

(5' - 5'7") be taller

(5' - 5'7") be shorter

(5' - 5'7") stay the same

(5'8" - 6'2") be taller

(5'8" - 6'2") be shorter

(5'8" - 6'2") stay the same

(6'3 or more) be taller

(6'3 or more) be shorter

(6'3 or more) stay the same

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

#I'm 5'5 and I deserve an extra 2-3 inches tbh #polls

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honestlyvan

Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

honestlyvan

To quote myself: Domtops in fics are always written to have such uncomplicated and healthy relationships to their sexualities and for my mental health I need us to collectively start giving them complexes about being some kind of monstrous predatory freak of nature instead.

Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.

honestlyvan

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

#I've reblogged this before but it's always applicable tbh #fandom

johnny-depp-is-loved

#kitty!

tragicburnout

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

paintinginlife

I do need to be serious for just a moment and say that I felt this way for over 2 decades before biting the bullet and saving up for a sleep study. It turned out I had a life long crippling sleep disorder

It has done me irreparable damage not sleeping well for the first 20 years of my life. It IS worth figuring out if there is a deeper underlying issue if you feel like you are not sleeping well. Even knowing if there is something wrong medically or not is a great stepping stone to either managing symptoms if you are going without treatment or figuring out what next might be causing poor sleep.

I sleep SO MUCH BETTER NOW. I wake up and FEEL like I have slept that sleep. I started dreaming, something that I could count on one hand over 20 years before getting treatment. My bones, muscles, and joints hurt less, my eating habits leveled out, I am more emotionally stable and able to focus.

Everyone harps that sleep is important, and logically you probably know that

*takes you gently by the shoulders*

Not sleeping well will literally destroy your body and mind. Please, please, please do the work to figure out how to give yourself the best sleep possible

#sleep

mxjackparker

One of the (lower-ranked but still important!) reasons I think people should learn a second language if they are monolingual is to viscerally understand the frustration that comes with trying to explain yourself in a language you don't speak well and are learning, and so they know that broken spoken language doesn't mean anything about someone's level of intelligence or interiority.

#learning a language as an adult #especially a language you are completely unfamiliar with #is SO fucking humbling

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

#WHAT and WHY #what the hell do I even tag this??#architecture #I gues???

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reticent-vampire

And I spend every fucking second of nowhere looking for her. And where is she? Why is she not here with me?

#😭😭😭#iwtv

alivedean

girl, get UP

#yeah this was cute #iwtv

skyrigel

#!!!#iwtv

doomed-romances

The du Lac x Mayfairs family history —INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1x01 —THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 1x06

#iwtv

weepingwidar

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Castle Walls Lead Me to Despair (2026)

#I appreciate the hairy ass #knights

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skyrigel

#lol #iwtv

resetme

She had shut her mind off to me for some time then. And so I was left to revisit old haunts, desperate for connection. "Claudia, come home. I know I hurt you. I know I can make it right again."

Interview with the Vampire 🩸 (1.01, 1.04, 1.05, 1.07, 2.01, 2.05, 2.07, 3.04)

#yelling forever about this #iwtv

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