the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026

“i wish we could see adaptations where sherlock holmes hates the rich and is allowed to be kind to those around him and uses his abilities to support society’s underdogs” elementary was doing this back in 2012. this was only episode 4.

Thank you so so much everyone who's waited patiently for this chapter, I know it's been a VERY long time in the making. I hope the resolution is satisfying, even if it's unsurprising 💛

dead boy detectives as text posts | 17/?

Left for dead on the steps of the cathedral's pulpit, newly-fallen-archangel Charles is found by recently-escaped-human-sacrifice Edwin, who risks capture just by stopping to help. What else can Charles do but marry him?

reposting💕 big big thank you to @artemisadore for being the father that stepped up and kindly pinch hitting for this fanart!! MWAH MWAH, ENDLESS LOVE TO YOUU ❤

Day 30: there are people in this world who are not obsessed with him, if you can believe that

my piece for @sapphostistocking's fic "buckle on your belt" for the reverse @deadbangdetectives <3

apparently they taste pretty good, but I don't know if I could get past the look if I'm honest

You'll find a solution. You are my solution. My place is in the classroom.

Max dying from embarrassment whenever Liz encounters his self-insert fanfic 

Worldwide shipping available

Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.

Okay this does kind of rule though.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.