My own Vanity corner!

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

I masturbate to this video constantly. I’ve always admired strong men since I was a kid and I became obsessed with admiring them. The sound of a heavy piss stream turns me on so bad. Splashing and dripping their piss wherever they want. And this video makes me leak every time, thinking about piss and big cocks

yeah that’s what I was gonna say

They’re going to fuck that rat.

when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub

I kind of unironically love cripes! and the thirteen inches from the destruction of time.

I’m sorry but thirteen inches ago is fucking brilliant

God they don’t make em like this anymore

I wish they did.

inspirobot is gonna get taken out by the secret service

Bring this back out because it’s a fucking mood

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

boredom

I love it

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

this kid never got a pancake reblog if you cry every time

I just want every communist/socialist to read The Tragedy of the Commons

Actually professor Bofa disproved that concept in regards to communism and human nature ages ago.  

Source? Because a quick google search of first “professor bofa” brought up nothing, then “professor bofa tragedy of the commons” also brought up nothing nor did “professor bofa human nature”

look up professor Bofa D. Snuts

another unfortunate victim of communism