♔ Your Highness ♔

An excellent disciplinary rep must be heartless in unfamiliar situations. You'll regret it if you don't heed my warning.

He planned on doing this by himself from the start.

He planned on doing this by himself from the start.

HUH?

i am willing to bet my entire life savings that he spent at least a good solid hour trying to climb that fucking tree for the sole purpose of looking like a badass

i’m gonna be repeating “ahh the foce is so strong in me” for 30 years

She is done

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

Day 14

fixed it

It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.

We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them. 

Here is the opposite