guys with earrings are now protected by the FDA

nyaaaaa nyaaa nyaaa nyanyanya nya - hey jude if the beatles were catgirls

this is just nothing huh. this isn't anything

i want to give her app permissions to make changes to my device

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

We all got that one mutual who cares too much about a bunch real life British men who starved to death in the arctic circa 1847

"I created Hot Wings as a sort of- Hmm.. Narrative foil, to Pizza" -The writer and director of Food

what the fuck ever it's not like you guys have found the cup or the scepter yet either

that’s really great man

One thing about me is that I stand by everything I’ve ever said in my whole life #myunshakeableconviction. Except the things I don’t #mytransientnature

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices