guys with earrings are now protected by the FDA

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

They dont know im reciting inauspicious mantras for the detriment of all beings

apple spider vinegar

He’s so shy he died

We could’ve had something beautiful together but everbody leaves me

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

New York Post unethical vs. New York Times unethical

#that's one of his daughters that's no contact with him - @softest-beigest-pillow

what do you suggest we do, user isopodgirldick?

forage the seafloor for bits of decaying organic matter to eat

oh you mean about the whales