Spinning in the void

looking at pictures of rare animals not native to the region you live in really reminds you the world is vast and cool and there is a lot to love

has anyone noticed that halloween gets less and less halloween every year lately or is it the puncture wound in the world that everything slowly leaks out of in the end (leaves and comes back in a cape) vas that guy bothering you

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

me when im close to getting something i want: okay but what if i dont actually want it 🤣

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

The ability to have nice conversations with strangers and especially store employees will save your everyday life from greyness

i'd never jerk off. i'm nice. i'd only hero off.

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

"Look I can stay on track or this paper can be three times as long, your choice."

they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it