How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it
they beat Jesus with that
congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess
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How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it
they beat Jesus with that
congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

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There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️
And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn't just madly in love with Morticia, he's madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT'S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.
Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life
i gave the cashier at bath & body works my phone number yesterday for the reward program and she did this, exactly:

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I’m still reeling over the fact when I went with my friend to a renaissance fair, there was a lady who was handing out samples. My friend took a bite of it and all I heard was
“My lord that’s soap”
joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please
irs.
Inshallah they find him.
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Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet
from the same thread:
wildebeest is such a hilarious name. I have to picture some dutchman standing in the savanna looking through binoculars like. mein gott vhat the fuck is zat.
ze locals call it t'gnu but I shall call it ze wild fucked up horse cow beest. unlike ze other savanna creatures vhich are normal
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I value the fact that English has two parallel vocabularies—the Germanic vocabulary and the Latinate vocabulary. For example, we have the word undersea, and then we have submarine. Or underground and subterranean, all-powerful and omnipotent. [highlighted text] So we can shift registers. [/end highlight] We can say something in a very plain, blunt, Anglo-Saxon way, like ”I will not do that”—all Anglo-Saxon monosyllables. Or we can say it in a fancier, more distant, abstract, Latinate way, like “I prefer not to permit myself to approach such a notion.” Or, in a passage of plain Anglo-Saxon, you can throw in one Latinate word, unexpectedly, to great effect.
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Intake paperwork with the vampire
Workplace Harassment online training module with the vampire
New employee orientation with the vampire
me looking at john singer sargents watercolours: Just Fuck Of…
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(Adding some of his alligator watercolors to this post)

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Peace be with you.
I just love the way they all move differently. Like Andy walks pretty normal, Booker is Swagger TM, Joe walks with intent and Nicky elegantly glides forward, hand on this sword.
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