Lovely little Demon

Some snobby rich person: So Tim, I hear that you've taken over a large portion of WE

Tim, grinning internally: Im not Tim, I'm Damian. Tim is the tall one over there *points at dick*

Rich snob: o-oh.. my mistake

Gossiping older woman: Dick, I heard that you're working in Bludhaven now. Do you have a special someone over there?

Dick: I'm not Dick I'm Tim. I'm working on overseeing WE at the moment.

Older woman: *squints suspiciously*

Some trophy wife: Aww, little Damian, how's your schooling going? Are you keeping your grades up?

Damian, with a shit eating grin: I'm not Damian. I'm the ghost of Jason todd.

Trophy wife: *looks somewhere between horrified and disbelieving*

Texts From Superheroes

Anakin:

Ahsoka:

WHY THEY MADE SERENA LIKE THIS!? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Please... Serena is out of character...

"That's Dick," He says pointing at the boy on top of the kitchen fridge, who had the loudest voice. "I kidnapped him from either the circus or juvie, can't remember which one."

"Cassandra," He points at the child wedged into the shadows of the cupboard where she is napping, "She's a feral homeless warrior girl who showed up after an earthquake. She's mine now."

"Duke," he points to the boy "he was running a successful gang of misfits on the street when we picked him up. He glows in the dark. He's just so special."

"And these two," Bruce says pointing at the two fighting on the floor of the kitchen. "Are Tim and Damian. They arrived separately, but both of them just showed up and said that they were mine and never left."

Damian looks up with a glare and growls, "I am actually yours though!"

"I love them all," Bruce said, casually pulling Jason's jaw open so he can examine the bit mark. "They are terrible and they are mine."

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

when you are talking to some

animals as well

There's an episode from the OG cartoon called "The Incredible Shrinking Turtles" and it was on TV all the time. Here's an 03 version.

(what does Hojo do?)

*Hojo holds a chair as self-defense*

Sephiroth: Professor, for the last time, I don't know why you're—

Hojo: I KILLED YOU ONCE I CAN DO IT AGAIN, VINCENT.

Sephiroth: Who's Vincent? This is just a costume for Genesis' play. I'm not—

*Hojo throws a chair at him and Sephiroth blocks it*

Sephiroth: You know what? Yes, I'm Vincent.

Alright class, on todays episode of turtle science, we’re talking about multiversal height differences!

(Transcript under the cut)

Match 7

Propaganda under the cut!

(1) continue watching Vrains Season 2 and get to know Soulburner/Takeru;

(2) continue watching season 1 of GX because I just got to the part where Manjoume joins Silfer Red and need to catch up on Judai's nonsense;

(3) start Zexal because every post I see of Zexal and Yuma makes me think, "What the fuck happened in Zexal?", and my friend just informed me that a lot of people died in Zexal????