et tu, bitch?

current US political news

gps but for a way out of this

#it just says “through” :(

Unironically, this was the post that got me to start my current wip

I fuck him for precisely 15 minutes call me the quarter pounder

Sorry

nice pair of characters who trust each other more than anyone else in the whole entire world it would sure be a shame if one of them betrayed that trust for the sake of trying to keep the other alive. it would sure be a shame to love someone so much you destroy them

“i need you to live even if it means you never forgive me for this” is an emotion

The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

5. I’ve been teaching this 5-year-old boy from Turkey for a while. Upon coming back from a family vacation to the United States he greeted me with, “I looked for you EVERYWHERE while I was in America, but I couldn’t find you!!” Apparently, it was quite a cross country trip, because he described searching for me in landmarks from LA to New York. I reminded him that I’d moved to Poland, but he insisted that since I am American he should have definitely been able to find me in America.