I Am Large I Contain Multitudes

this mfer tryna avoid a game of tag

LMAO

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

phantom is one of those fully mature fandoms where you have the equivalent of old-growth trees in a forest... you have like 45 year old lifelong Phans who write Phd Level Fanfiction and have a 900 Terabyte archive of every bootleg ever and show up to Masquerade in a new ballgown every night

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.