Just a Lemming attempting Sapience

Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it

all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

This reads like a 10k post.

im immune to 10k posts. i got vaccinated

Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck

official library post

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

Personally I like down and dirty low magic. Why does that work? Did it work? I dunno. Try burning some more leaves about it. Maybe it’s angry.

I also like the idea of magic actually not being an exact science but rich academics thinking that it is but then one day somebody actually bothers to see what the poor folk are doing and there’s some old grandma that lights a cooking fire with her mind and they’re like how did you do that without this component and the other thing and she’s like “what are you stupid” and refuses to elaborate further because she’s busy cooking

Sourdough starter, we’ve discussed this

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

This post radiates positive energy

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase