25 aotearoa

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

u call her a “war criminal” and “tyrant” ...i call her “babygirl”

say what you will about the morality of not giving a fuck if he died. but this is a person who was actively advocating for harm, for hatred and bigotry, for the very type of violence that killed him. hard for me to give a shit. tbh. maybe if he hadn't said death was necessary for his right to carry a firearm. maybe if he wasn’t a piece of shit rape apologist. maybe if he didn't advocate against women's bodily autonomy. maybe if he didn't advocate against trans and queer rights. maybe if he didn't dedicate his life to encouraging the stripping of human rights and spreading misery. maybe if he bothered to be a decent fucking human being I'd give a shit. but i have emotional energy to put elsewhere and i sure as shit won't waste it on him.