mycelium mischef

Remembering this tweet today. (For those of you who don't know, Josh Sawyer was the Project Director and Lead Designer of Fallout: New Vegas)

One of the classes in my upcoming OSR game A Most Bloody Devotion. She's a literal corpse. Not undead. Just an actual dead body that people get obsessed with when they touch it.

Custom kitbashed Catapult CPLT-C5 and a couple of Hawks for an upcoming Mechwarrior: Destiny campaign. Can't wait to get both of these forces completely painted up and on the table!

This amount of individualism is exactly whats gonna kill us all btw

The time to capitalise on New Vegas, was fucking 15 years ago. You know, when the company was still entirely the same employees.

[oc] designed some outfits for my fish lady

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

And the full quote starts with "mah boy".

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

“why did i start this list” pleaseeeeeee this is so funny

Anyways, dude's 1,000% a huge masochist. Nobody just describes pain like this unless they're enjoying it.

I'm not going to fuck my computer