Slothbones

I just got elected as pregnant

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

preparing my stupid haggard speech to give to my lame and undisciplined troops before we get absolutely wrecked by enemy cavalry at the club

happy pride month

wolves have been renamed to woowoo bears

Remember, if you’re gonna jerk off, at least jerk off Morrowind Style…

Remember, next time you jerk off, add bugs!

Not what I meant!

look at me. listen to me. this is directed at americans for the record. the reason you think North American animals are boring is because you live here. there are so many cool and beautiful animals here. we have beavers. we have wolves. we have moose. we have sea lions. we have armadillos. we have mountain lions. we have alligators. we have foxes. we have bighorn sheep. we have manatees. we have bears. we have ocelots. we have BISON. and that’s not even touching on the birds! or the turtles! or the snakes! we have amazing beautiful and diverse wildlife right here and it deserves to be appreciated and protected

Possums are the only North American marsupial, they eat ticks and keep down cases of Lyme, and they can't carry rabies! We only have two native boa constrictors; the rubber boa and the rosy boa! Bison and the American Alligator are LITERAL MEGAFAUNA LEFT OVER FROM PREHISTORY!