a parasite with internet access

There's too much going on here

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

And, critically, explained what the phenomena is and how it's made in words that a complete dumbass who knows nothing about this can comprehend.

i would so go on a walk with you

floats face down past your blog

Its called pudding because you are pudding it in your mouth lol

one of the insidious things about TV and movies is how there are zero hot people with acne. In the beautiful real world you can find them in droves