Mx. Mechsplo

Being clicker trained but not on reward basis, like proper clicker association. When you hear the clicker your instinct is to fight. To kill. Bonding with another hound in combat, and as you agree to spare them, holding their mangled metal body in your strong mechanical arms, you hear the clicker, and you know what She wants, and before you can even stop yourself, they're dead. Because She wanted you to kill them. Because you can have no space in your heart or mind for anyone but Her.

piloting my mech (2007 Honda CRV) through the dangerous and chaotic battlefield (I-95 while it’s raining sheets outside) listening to Handler’s orders (the cyberpunk CD that I burned )

Reminder: if your partner safewords for any reason, first you stop, and then you thank them. You ask if they are okay, and you let them know they did a good job.

I wrote this after someone replied, "why?" to a safeword, by the way. Don't do that.

Tales are told of Handler Throckmorton and her Starlight water pistol. She is said to have had a deadeye aim, able to nail the shot into a hounds mouth from thirty paces. It was worst when she got the shot up your nose though.

Anything can be kinky if youre enough of a pervert about it. Masking in public? Muzzled hound. Other examples idfk

I know some people on my dash that might appreciate this.

once a sadist is done torturing you, offer them a hug and say thank you

need them to gently cup my face with both hands & in a soft loving voice with a big smile tell me that they’re gonna hurt me so badly I won’t ever recover

mutuals do this

Some hot ones - some not.

clipping your puppy girl's' collars together with a spreader bar just long enough to keep them from kissing

Why are you so evil