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Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

mastermatoyas

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

exuberantocean

Tumblr porn ban safe snake post

thehangarqueen

No snussy allowed on tumblr.com

Currently held in a sort of horrid superposition where I am both a desperate attention whore who loves seeing people like and reblog my posts and also a someone who despises seeing my own content spear across my screen because someone I follow though it was worth reblogging. Help.

transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

spacefinch

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

huewrite

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

gossamermouse

this is not a place of honor

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dinosaurana

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

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The horrors have ended. My freind and I have finally finished the Finality’s Augur catalyst quest. All in one week. Seventeen ish hours in that godless dungeon and now I have bait and switch on my gun.

Just in time for destiny to cease live service support :D

#destiny 2

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which heart did you get when you liked this post?

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#pride month #pride #lesbian #gay #pansexual #asexual #aromantic #trans #nonbinary #lgbtq+

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gambitman

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#photography #wildlife #outdoors #shaun the sheep #ed sheeran

socialistexan

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

chaldrias

Reading Reaper Man and Hogfather by Terry Pratchett back to back has just given me the opinion that we as a society need to perform a dark blood ritual to resurrect Terry Pratchett in exchange for sending Neil Gaiman to the depth of Hell

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Shame about the whole ‘blood feud’ situation Tarquin and his court seemed like cool dudes. Also they have a cool visual design but that’s. Unrelated. To my sadness at their leaving the story.

#acotar #acomaf

14mg

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

#Yorkshire Tea is my go to (im basic I know)#I don’t usually add much milk #sometimes I’ll have sugar Rho and then I add like three teaspoons worth #I have a terrible sweet tooth #if I’m at home I brew between two and three cups of tea per day

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magpie

#wildlife #photography #pastry #margret thatcher #outdoors

handlerava

Giving my hound a week without cumming and if it does so more than once it gets week of no touching

@divine-mutt

divine-mutt

. . .

Help

hound-of-all-trades

divine-mutt

I'm gonna steal all your treats during this week

hound-of-all-trades

NO YOU AINTTT WHAAAATTTTT ILL MAKE YOU CUM IF YOU DO THAT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND MAKE YOU RACK UP A YEAR OF NO TOUCHING

divine-mutt

Oh yeah?

Bet~

COME HERE SNACKS

hound-of-all-trades

You notice my snack stash is empty and ive already shut the door behind you :)

divine-mutt

Good, a challenge~

hound-of-all-trades

Peeks at you from the other side of the door....

:3 oh you thought id stay? No... no no no. ^^ I'm busy! Stay In your needy haze while surrounded by another hounds scent.

divine-mutt

I will claw out of here then I'm gonna find you

THEN

I'm gonna hold you and nuzzle you

hound-of-all-trades

Aww you're gonna nuzzle me??? That's so cute!! You're so cute i bet your going crazy from my scent already. = w=

divine-mutt

Jokes on you I'm still high from the pair of panties I stole two doors down!

falconer-sera

To which hound does the stolen underwear belong?

sludgetoxicmilkshake

I would personally motion to throw it into the incinerator

gambitman

(Over the intercom, exasperated)

Command would like to remind any relevant handlers that hounds are to be kept leashed and supervised while roaming the base.

Do we need to remind everyone of the ‘sticky Sunday’ incident that occurred last month? No one wants a repeat of the cleanup there now do they?

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You are brought into the Handlers office and she has a line of these at the front of the desk.

Are you more or less terrified for your future?

#mechsploitation #mechsplo #handlerposting #shitpost

heckeronincheese

In regards on thawing some of the old stock cryo from *checks notes*

THE FUCKING 2020s!? IS OUR BUDGET THAT SHIT!?

*sighs* anyways. Heres the list of complaints we've received after making that questionable decision...

.some keep trying to register "Rizzler" as a callsign (dont let them)

.they gave Wolf squadron.....a fursona?

.they keep harassing HOUND#067

(it keeps begging to be decommissioned can we take its muzzle off and let nature sort itself out?)

.keeps asking for "buzzballs" at the bar

.calls the combat stims "slurp juice" or "gas station dick pills?" (Can we please let the Hounds chase these ones down for enrichment?)

.....speaking of Hounds...oh gods where do we start. The ones who call themselves "puppygirls" are uncomfortably eager to join the program.. my hounds are scared of them.

And finally here's one from the communications dept... wtf does this even mean?

"if i hear "were so cooked chat" over comms one more time. Im letting the Sniper unit use you for target practice!"

Am I missing any? This is a selected collection. The full report is 37 pages long...

Anyways can we petition to cancel the cryogenics program?

...im too old for this shit.

#tag yourself im ‘were so cooked chat’#shitpost #handlerposting #mechsploitation #brain rot #mechsplo #funny

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