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I know some people on my dash that might appreciate this.

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

Reblog to trade 10 iq for +1 cup size

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

99% of users on tumblr are some sort of gay as fuck animal

incorrect, some of us are inanimate objects, like plushies or computer. also gay as fuck

This just in from our top scientists: awawawawa

Anything can be kinky if youre enough of a pervert about it. Masking in public? Muzzled hound. Other examples idfk

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier