yep, that's me.

this is all thats left of her

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

One of the most important images of all time

most beautiful instagram account

Pattern

This amount of individualism is exactly whats gonna kill us all btw

I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it

This image?

+ bonus italian navy vessel

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

for the uninitiated

you FOOL. every berry is equally important

Like I wish this had been a bigger running gag than it already was. POV, you go home from college to visit your mom and your literal mortal enemy who’s job is to kill you and vice versa is chilling on the sofa eating popcorn and watching soap operas. He knows where everything in the cupboards and linen closet goes. He knows what brand of laundry detergent to use for the washing machine and how to work the coffee maker and that your sister has a big science project on Tuesday. Your mom says he’s invited to Christmas Eve dinner. You didn’t even know she was planning one.

@marinxttes so true bestie