Why Do We Exist

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

Even the cots on The Hail Mary being too soft, to comforting for Simon, who's bed in the prison was made of a loose pile of cardboard and maybe a blanket of recycled fabrics, and he knows he doesn't deserve that support of luxury on top of being given food, clothing, and the freedom to move around the ship. But he wants to be with Grace, all the time, and Grace would freak out of her woke up and saw Simon on the floor, where he belongs. So Simon sleeps on the floor under Grace's bed. It's small and cramped and dark and that's so so scary, but he can hear Grace breathe right above him and he can put his hand on Rocky's enclosure and it's so warm. Rocky's likes it because it's easier to watch them both when they're sleeping on the same side and because Simon curls up against the ball in his sleep. In the morning Grace thinks that Simon's already up and about so he's not in danger of scaring Grace, he just has to wait until Grace leaves to get himself up and about. Eventually Rocky asks about it, in front of them both, and Simon has to come up with an explanation that's good enough for those sad concerned eyes and a hand still nervous about imposing when it hovers over his own