multifandom

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit