i’d cry my eyes violet, elizabeth taylor

it was the END of the UNIVERSE. MULTIPLE universes. and he sat his gay ass on the floor of a cold ass dungeon. HEAD in his HANDS. ignored a phone call from the brother he went to HELL for

not even allowed to push someone now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

can't believe taylor writing a song called "you're on your own, kid" set in motion a chain of events that would lead her to never being on her own again

thinking about a much younger taylor writing ‘chose the rose garden over madison square’ and believing that she’d have to sacrifice her career in order to have a steady of relationship but in the end, travis turned their back yard into a rose garden to propose and now they’re getting married in madison square

the people’s princess (travis kelce) is marrying the leader of the free world (taylor swift) and my heart is so full

while we’re changing prophecies i have a few requests