the wide world of mrunicornman

Water is wet

Bees have queens.

Switching to geico can save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance

John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt’s name is my name too

HES SMILING

I legitimately teared up at this

THIS IS ONE OF THE!!!! MOST!!!! IGNORANT THUNG I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE - THEY WERENT FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SHREK (who is precious btw) THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT 1) ANIMALS WHO ARE ABUSED IN THE INDUSTRY - there is proof of horrifying incidents of this 2) SHEEP SKIN COATS - ONE MORE TIME - SKIN!!!!!

PETA has killed tens of thousands of animals in their care, mocked the Holocaust through one of their shock campaigns, and gives funding to violent criminals but sure, y’all “animal rights” activists can continue to defend your shitty so-called charity organization 

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”

“Unalienable!” “Inalienable!”

I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC

“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”

“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!” “WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”

“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”

ladyhistory

This is a thing of beauty.

I-I found it???? The post???? The post™

this image took 15 years off my life

Lyka Anakinovich, Leya Anakinovna & Hjan Soloski

Hi, bunny costume here.

Home Alone is basically “Saw” for kids. Kevin McAllister clearly grows up to become Jigsaw.                    

Smartest criminal Gotham ever had. 

This henchman it’s gonna go far in the criminal underworld

I hope this becomes a meme