I drew the scene of Tom (in Harry's body) slipping a page from the diary underneath the door to the Defense Against the Dark Arts office.

Star guest: Regulus Black I

Exhibit One:

Don't say hello

Call him a squid squib

Tell him you're Black then turn red when he says you look white to him.

Call him infuriating when he points out how you're struggling to speak to him

Ask if he's married

Be visibly happy when he tells you his wife is dead

Then look happier when he tells you he's not sorry his wife is dead

Whatever this is: “I-I-I mean… that-that’s completely fine. Wives aren’t for everyone, you know. I, for one, can’t even imagine how miserably I would be if I got married to a woman. They’re not my thing, you see…”

Fall into his arms then squeak, blush and sweat, in that order

Make a hasty retreat when fucking Dumbledore shows up

He's such a mess, I love him.

Characters included (in order) :

• Theodore Nott (2)

• Mattheo Riddle (1)

• Draco Malfoy (1)

• Tom Riddle (1)

• Lorenzo Berkshire (1)

• Blaise Zabini (1)

Typos in the reader's text messages are on purpose!! For the delusional Tom Riddle texts check part 2