she's badder than bad & fifty feet tall

Ass? Flat. Pussy? Fat. Shit? Shat. Done? That.

The fact that she has worn blue contact lenses every day since 2003 disturbs me

I think the fact that two men on Queer Eye have started dating women who were already in their lives should clue men into the fact that there could be women in their lives that care for them deeply and even romantically, and would date them, if they knew that dating wouldn’t include being their fucking mother and teaching them the basics of taking care of themselves as a grown ass adult.

For a second I thought you meant two of the main guys and I got immensely confused

Hey so I almost sent an attachment to my professor called hesucksdick.jpeg instead of the file next to it which was an update on my research project

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz