This is my life, these are my choices.

i appreciate asexual perverts but they get enough attention tbh. shoutout my asexuals with no hoes boring as hell no kinks no dirty magazines no riske drawings just completely winning the idgaf war

happy disability pride month to those who didn’t make it, for whatever reason. you will not be forgotten.

absolutely incomprehensible baby walked ahead of its parents into my job. babbling babbling babbling at me and I couldn't understand a word. and you must know i speak fluent baby babble so i was like what is up little baby. i can't understand a word you're saying. then its parents walked in fully speaking Swedish. I speak fluent baby but not Swedish you see.

maybe one of the worst things you can do to a potential trans ally is peg them as Definitively Cisgender

tme people when they see a "man" express clear interest in femininity and constantly "ironically" engaging with femininity and girlyness: wow you're such a cool ally for a cis man, it's cool that even though you're a cis man you're really open about this stuff, you don't have to be trans to enjoy femininity, it's cool that you're a boy who likes girl stuff (but i'd like to implicitly maintain a boundary between you and transfemininity, cause like, that's not you, right? you're a cis man.)

shaking my head while writing romantic/sexual fanfiction so everyone knows I think that platonic relationships can be equally as intense and devotional and fucked up and insane as romantic ones but I'm just horny right now so I want those men to fuck.

shaking my head while writing this post so everyone knows that I think the lines between platonic and romantic love are blurry and ill-defined and that sex is not an essential component of romance nor does the presence of sex mean that a relationship is romantic. But I still long for this version of romantic love which I don't really believe I will ever personally experience so I like to experience it vicariously through writing about it and also I'm horny right now so I want those men to fuck.

does anyone have the post where it's like, a "tough" guy saying hey god give me an emergency so i can prove I'm a good dad and husband, and god responds with yeah how about you teach your kids to wash their hands instead?

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music