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month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

You know how it is with dichotomies

it depends

Or it doesn't

there didnt used to be a bridge until one kept crying about being lonely like Maybe you should talk to the boyfriend i put in this saw trap with you. 🙄. but fine. theres a bridge now.

as soon as the one who kept crying about being lonely got off of his oil rig he immediately fell in love with a mii on the outside. someone is losing bridge privileges tonight .

bridge privileges restored his saw trap partner fell in love with him.