its literally the year of Apollo Justice btw

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

the thing about orufrey is that qifrey is living in a gothic romance tragedy and olruggio is living in a cooking BL

Iguin: What's your biggest fear? Coco: Being alone Iguin: [summoning a dragon] Guess again idiot.

Anytime I see posts about "fire themed characters that aren't just Fierce and Angry" I feel the need to give a shoutout to my mans Olruggio. Olruggio, the witch of warmth. Olruggio of the Torch. Olruggio, creator of light. Olruggio, who invented fire that doesn't burn and still felt the need to make it safer. Olruggio, whose creations fend off the dark all around the world. Olruggio, who extracted his best friend from the cold and the damp and showed him the beauty of the surface. Olruggio, the man who will set himself on fire to keep those he loves warm. Olruggio, the sky's kindest, most radiant star.

Something about Olruggio during the silver night festival being like ohhhh we can't make a big thing out of coco and tartars matching bracelets because what if they get too embarrassed because of us pointing it out and we squarshed a budding relationship (not what's happening there Olruggio...) and Qifrey wondering if something like that happened to Olruggio and that's why Olruggio brings it up... And then you have the actual scene where Olruggio and Qifrey exchange their hat tassel/ribbons and Olruggio chooses it but then after he wakes up from the forgetting sigil he's all awkward about them changing their tassels, especially about their masters asking about why they exchanged their tassels... I mean that just... that just... has a certain je ne sais quoi about it...

Being a wha fan is looking at orufrey and going "wow qifrey is a little crazy thank god he has The Mentally and Emotionally Stable Olruggio to balance him out" and then reading chapters 90-93 and realizing oh. Nevermind, that boy is the crazy one. I am sorry for slandering you qifrey your husband is fucking insane

it’s really funny how oru views qifrey like a brooding orphan with trust issues who he can fix with homemade pudding cups and tough love while qifrey thinks they’re like if prometheus and sisyphus had to meal prep for a family of six on top of the eternal torture

"It's absolutely crazy that Olruggio got assigned as Qifrey's watchful eye considering everyone knows they're attached at the hip" well the thing you have to understand is Qifrey spent any last favor he had with anyone at the great hall getting that set up while adamantly refusing to explain why he was treating their job assignments like it was a life-or-death. Also he's the darlingest boy of the man in charge of this branch of the government. Like if the answer is anything other than nepotism and cronyism I will actually be shocked.

i love olruggio witchhat so much. he’s a sun-coded black cat. he’s a lethally chronic procrastinator. he’s a girl dad. he lies to the police. his magic is warm. his kids bully him and they’re right. he’s in a decade-long magically induced situationship, but he doesn’t know it’s cursed and he’s in it for love of the game. he’s lowkey a celebrity but chooses to live in a cottage on the countryside with said situationship and their four children. he sleeps on the couch. he was a crazy child. he’s a bit of a picky eater. he has chronic anemia and is two minutes away from passing out at all times. he hates hurting things so much that he struggles to kill a disgusting giant leech. he’s a burnt out gifted kid. he is begrudgingly excellent at one of his jobs and on-purposely atrocious at the other one. he has a baby face and is nearly unrecognizable without his beard. he carries an enormous, inexplicable guilt. he’s the sky’s kindest, most radiant star. he’s the perfect man