its literally the year of Apollo Justice btw

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

This is the diametric opposite of "we popping the biggest bottles when Makorra happens"

friends, romans, gay people in my phone,

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish