I LOVE TV!

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

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must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

no gun emoji no boner emoji no knight falling on his own sword emoji WHAT IS THE POINTTTT. at least we have hole 🕳️ #myhole

I remember someone saying “when I die, plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats” and that changes the way I see my own future death entirely