When the pee sesh so good you start cumming!

call his pussy british the way that I’m innit

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

Last night was a tubi original

Does anyone know what to do

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

Times Square installation of Jenny Holzer’s neo-conceptual text-based art.