like waiting for godot without godot

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

what if i made a really funny url but it was kind of in poor taste

Stephen King’s Fujo

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

what the fuck is this newspaper

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

i’m on onion rings right now

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off