like waiting for godot without godot

✦ PROJECT HAIL MARY by andy weir —in the style of a 70s sci-fi novel.

you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt

I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at

Give her ur lighter

I claimed you on my taxes, Shawn. Psych, S03E01

Mans best friend

in and out (desk mat design to be added to the store this week)

Ingredients: spinach, walnuts, garlic, cilantro, white wine vinegar, coriander seed, blue fenugreek, cayenne pepper, neutral oil, pomegranate seeds (for garnish)

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit