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the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

Unofficial Autism Post

Last night was a car crash compilation

Last night we let the youtube suggestions talk

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue