burger boy

Oh, the urge to make a fool of yourself in an in game chatroom just to make a pretty girl laugh...

has anyone noticed that we live in hell and lowkey every time you take a look around things have just gotten worse. or is that just me

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

your cat was an honor to see in the window

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

every time an American says "Legos" my ears spin around and fall off

growing up in Canada (and as far as I know this is also generally how it's used in Europe) we treated "lego" as a collective like "rice" or "water". every time I hear someone say they're "playing with legos" it sounds like "eating a bowl of rices".

going on the internet and pointing out that Americans are actually the ones doing something weird has had the standard results

isn't it weirder, though, to insist that a corporation's marketed definition of their trademark - their corporate speech, essentially - is more legitimate than how their product is discussed in the vernacular

Walking tents are always fun, but the pants are what killed me. Then, fresh off that death, GIRAFFE.

danganronpa if it was good