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wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

reproductive rights is not a euphemism for abortion rights or the right of people to become pregnant, it also includes the rights of trans women to not be forcibly sterilized to get gender marker changes or the ability to freeze sperm. but those two things rarely make it on the radar even when trans women's reproductive rights are under attack.

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

the mark of a real actor is if they did theater before they hit it big and continue doing theater after. if they didn’t do theater before, then they are hacks and if they stop doing theater after, then they are dilettantes who lucked out. obviously this applies to all actors ever and there are no exceptions.

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving