Mozy Red

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

Oh my god

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

having 40 minutes to leave the house is fked because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

@line-is-drawn11

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism