Mozy Red

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

mosh pit? no i'm afraid you misheard. i said moss pit. lay me down in the lichen boys.

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

it feels wrong when is see doxx written as "dox"... two x's are sexier... sexxier.... yeah baby!

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

call that attending an Executive Function

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney

My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles