Mozy Red

isn't it so crazy that 51 is divisible by 17. because 51 is such an ugly number that based on vibes alone i would 100% think it's prime 😭😭 like who in the world would even WANT to divide that shit? 17 and 3 i fucking guess...... 🤷

my couchsona

I would buy this and cover it in weird plush and sleep on it every night.

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

my hands hurt

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you