Mozy Red

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother

I love when you find something that makes you go "man 12 year old me would have gone bonkers over this if they knew about it"

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

Based on the memes pics I thought it screamed bloody murder, not laugh like a cartoon villain 🤣

fuck the wide sprite I'm going for the wide Wong Lo Kat

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus