Self loathing all around

SURVIVED ALL THAT RAW SEX JUS TO DIE FROM UNPROTECTED HANDSHAKES

this post is still hilarious 

i finally watched creep 2 and it has changed my life. i’m different now

damn radiohead finally made another song?

Do you watch songs or something?

get a load of this neanderthal that can’t watch songs

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

you can tell the average age of this site has been steadily increasing because posts like this wouldn't get this many notes in 2017

It's always a pleasure to get stickbugged

You have never seen your own penis

No thats gay

Paper has 6 sides, yet we can only use 2 of them effectively.

the other four are for bloodshed

Hey guys what the fuck happened in the desert to make its animals look like that

Can’t stop thinking abt what happens to salmon when they get horny

aight ill bite what happens when they get horny

I hate that this is the actual original post it feels cursed

Dies anyway

if you start your rant with "hey idiot" or "you know what? fuck this" I stop reading immediately, sorry

hey idiot, garfield is watching you dream

you know what? fuck this. garfield is real and steals your dreams.

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

this is my fucking worst nightmare

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*