it dont get me high

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

do you fuck with my unwritten story

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

if i make a post about a woman and you tag it with a man that creates an alternate timeline in the media where they become transfem by the way. blorbo from your shows is nervously trying on sloppy eyeliner in the mirror and getting really teary-eyed about how she looks in it

three hole punch. great name for an implement. bad name for a drink

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

why were you holding cue cards if you weren't even reading them?

*looks down at the cards at my feet* uh *they all just say “commit to the bit”* um. *kicks them away* emotional support?

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

THE HUNGRY JOKER: it's simple. we Grill the batman

it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

I'd say that rejecting biological determinism in favor of space gas determinism isn't the slay the astrology queers think it is but if I'm being completely honest I fear that many members of our community haven't even really rejected biological determinism so much as sprinkled a layer of glitter on it

I would peg you as an Aquarius bc the "tryna be deep" vibe, but I look into the intent and it's more of an "I'm better than you" vibe and not a "oh if only humanity", so I say Leo.