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I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

I was, but I was very much not disappointed.

honestly about half way i went from "hmm cat bed" to "nahh cat would fuck it up" but still wasnt ready

being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

Normally I just ignore yaoi from fandoms I'm not in but when Spirk crosses my dash I always take a moment to appreciate it out of respect for our founding fujoshis

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)