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spaghettihell

Reblog to hug prev

Please

supermariomamafucker

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

undying-princess

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

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parkerthejester

WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

jvlianbashir

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

weaselle

when i was super depressed - like struggling to eat anything barely able to get out of bed to pee depressed - my good friend asked me every day to send her a picture of me holding a leaf and a picture of a meal i was eating and it helped me significantly

(also, she was never judgey - if my meal was a single potato chip she would simply say good job eating a potato chip today <3 )

which is to say, i agree proof of touch grass is a good idea for online spaces

yadelah

This kinda required my brain a bit

lesbianmarrow

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

tunnaa-unnaa

taking notes

whitepeopletwitter

kalesrebellion

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

helloitsbees

mookybear12404

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

#wild magic sorcerer

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apolladay

Which of the seven deadly sins do you think represents you the LEAST?

envy

gluttony

greed

lust

pride

sloth

wrath

Which of the seven deadly sins do you think represents you the LEAST?

envy

gluttony

greed

lust

pride

sloth

wrath

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

#wrath?#i guess?

cykelops

I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex

kosmogrl

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

64mpg

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

crabapplepectin

Buffalo and bison sculptures made from the vegetable ivory (tauga) nut, by the Zuni artist Gale Lucio

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glavilio

*using mac* i'm a sleek corporate IT milf email whisperer with a microchip on my shoulder and a motherboard of gold. the glass ceiling has been shattered. we're a family. user centered design. i am steve jobs

*using linux* i'm a freakkyy goth hacker chick about to get my dick suxxed cyber style. superuser do me and she barely GNU me. i'm ready to put my therian life on-the-line for free and open source software. rawr

*using windows* i'm in hell

treasuredplanet

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

sevens-for-dawn

[Image description: a text exchange, all in caps.

Sending: "Guess how many words I wrote today"

Receiving: "[four eye emojis]

Receiving: "How many?"

Sending: "You don't have to guess I'm going to tell you"

Sending: "1"

Description ends.]

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